Astrologer, Writer, Artist, Spiritual Mentor, Book Character

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Astrologer, Writer, Artist, Spiritual Mentor, Book Character 〰️

 

Most days you can find me cooking, studying comedy, making meaning out of absolutely everything, hiking, getting excited to go shopping, walking in stores, getting overwhelmed and then leaving without buying anything

 

I am mostly known for my bold thinking, intuition, wearing the same three outfits

People often refer to me as wise, sarcastic, insightful, dramatic

 
 
 
 
 

The things I am most passionate about in life are good food, aesthetics, intellect.

 
 
 
 
 
 

I serve people who 

  • are honest with themselves about where they’re at and what they want

  • want to know what they are here to do and how to do that in a practical way

  •  are yearning for a sarcastic psychic with a warm but stern hand to help them get their sh*t together

  • struggle with owning what they’re good at and making it into something 

  • wish they could cut through all the bullshit and just know what to do 

  •  are looking for honesty and encouragement

  •  desire to have clarity and direction 

  • are totally into self-reflection and improvement, freedom and beauty 

  • want to grow into more grounded, connected and free people

  • can’t quite figure out how to create a life they’re absolutely stoked on living

 
 
 
 
 

Companies I’ve Worked With:

 
 
 
 
 
 

I am lucky to give you tools to realign with your higher purpose and break cycles of settling for less or spinning your wheels

 
 
 
 
 

What People Have Said About Working With me:

 
 
 

Pssst! This isn’t even the half of it! Read more here

 
 
 

When I’m not busy looking at your Natal Chart or helping you with your business, I:

-walk my dog

-stare at the wall

-read books inside the bookstore, and then leave without buying anything 

-eat a lot of food 

-dance

 
 

Places I loved being in: Milan, Italy for the clean cheese and beautiful streets. The jungle in Palenque, Chiapas, Mexico, because it’s wild and unhinged and comforting all at once. The Pyramids of Giza because of the energy and how warped it was to be at one of the most infamous sites in the world.

 
 
 

If you’re dying to hear more, here are five wacky things you don’t need to know about me:

  1. I have never dyed my hair 

  2. I am secretly a horse girl

  3. I make all of my decisions based on angel numbers, signs and symbols

  4. My earliest crush (that I can remember) was Yu-Gi-Oh 

  5. I love Magic the Gathering (and if you know how to play you are obligated to email me immediately)

 
 

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